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Which Is The Next Best Thing.\u003cbr\u003eShop our I'm Not God I'm An Englishman graphic tee and wear the most magnificently confident national identity statement in the history of clothing. A noble English Bulldog — the most quintessentially British of all animals — gazes with dignified self-assurance in his Union Jack bow tie, framed by the waving Union Jack and crowned with a magnificent golden royal crown. The scroll banner delivers the punchline with perfect British timing. Understated? Absolutely not. Accurate? Entirely.\u003cbr\u003eThis funny British patriotic fan gift t-shirt is the perfect combination of genuine national pride, classic British self-deprecating humour turned gloriously on its head and the kind of confident Englishness that the world simultaneously envies and finds absolutely hilarious. 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