Buy the I'm Not God I'm An Englishman T-Shirt — the ultimate funny British patriotic gift for any proud Englishman who knows exactly where he stands in the cosmic pecking order. Featuring a magnificent English Bulldog in a Union Jack bow tie set against a waving Union Jack flag beneath a golden royal crown, with the legendary declaration "I'm Not God, I'm An Englishman — Which Is The Next Best Thing!" in bold scroll banner typography, this premium white graphic tee is the perfect gift for proud Englishmen, British humour lovers and anyone who appreciates the glorious self-confidence of being English.
I'm Not God. I'm An Englishman. Which Is The Next Best Thing.
Shop our I'm Not God I'm An Englishman graphic tee and wear the most magnificently confident national identity statement in the history of clothing. A noble English Bulldog — the most quintessentially British of all animals — gazes with dignified self-assurance in his Union Jack bow tie, framed by the waving Union Jack and crowned with a magnificent golden royal crown. The scroll banner delivers the punchline with perfect British timing. Understated? Absolutely not. Accurate? Entirely.
This funny British patriotic fan gift t-shirt is the perfect combination of genuine national pride, classic British self-deprecating humour turned gloriously on its head and the kind of confident Englishness that the world simultaneously envies and finds absolutely hilarious. Bold, proud and brilliantly funny.

Why Proud Englishmen Love This Shirt:
Magnificent English Bulldog in Union Jack bow tie — the perfect national mascot
Bold royal crown, waving Union Jack flag and scroll banner typography
Legendary declaration — "I'm Not God, I'm An Englishman — Which Is The Next Best Thing!"
Premium clean white tee making the bold red white and blue design truly pop
Makes an incredible funny British patriotic gift for birthdays, Christmas, St George's Day or any occasion

Perfect For:
Proud Englishmen who wear their nationality with magnificent confidence
British humour and patriotic gift buyers
English expats abroad who want to remind the world where they're from
Anyone buying a funny gift for the proud Englishman in their life
Anyone searching for the best funny British patriotic gift for him
Second only to God. And only technically.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite! 

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

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