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Repent Bitches T-Shirt – Funny Jesus Riding a Shark with Machine Gun Tee
Repent Bitches T-Shirt – Funny Jesus Riding a Shark with Machine Gun Tee
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Holy jaws and firepower! This epic “Repent Bitches” T-shirt showcases a daring and humorous twist on classic imagery, featuring a savior figure riding a shark while wielding a machine gun. It’s a wild blend of divine intervention and outrageous humor, perfect for making a bold statement and getting a few laughs.
Whether you love edgy designs or just appreciate a good parody, this shirt is sure to stand out and spark conversations wherever you go.
Key Features:
Soft, high-quality cotton blend for all-day comfort
Bold graphic of a savior riding a shark with a machine gun and the phrase “Repent Bitches”
Ideal for fans of dark humor, satire, and unique graphic tees
Great gift for those who enjoy a mix of irreverence and creativity
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
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Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
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